Some funny sayings to motivate you today!

If you think you are too small to be effective,
you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong."
This method works every time.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

There you go!  Some funny advice for your day!   

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